Surging Adoptions, Unsupporting BUSDs, Winning Cases and 20 Crypto Jokes
1. What do you call a fork that rolls away? A esca-roll-t!
2. Why did the Bitcoin cross the road? To get to the cryptocurrency exchange!
3. What do you call a miner who always takes the easy way out? A shortcut digger!
4. What do you get when you mix blockchain technology and chocolate? A Sweetchain!
5. What do you call a cryptocurrency gathering? A block shindig!
6. What did the blockchain say to the wallet? Let’s transact!
7. Why did the cryptocurrency cross the ocean? To get to the other side-chain!
8. Why did the miner forget his wallet? Because it was lost in the blockchain!
9. What do you call a Bitcoin farmer? A Hash Harvester!
10. What do you call an Ethereum whale? A Ethertank!
11. Why do Bitcoin miners make the best engineers? Because they know how to solve hash puzzles!
12. What did the blockchain say to the newbie? Welcome aboard the world of distributed ledgers!
13. What do you call an eagle that trades crypto? A Satoshi Seagull!
14. What do you call a crypto bear market? A Crypto Cave!
15. What do you call a decentralized network of computers? A blockchain!
16. What did the miner say when asked to verify a transaction? Let me crunch some numbers!
17. What do you get when you mix the internet and blockchain? A Webchain!
18. Why don’t you see many Bitcoin miners at the beach? They’d rather be mining!
19. What do you call a cryptocurrency expert? A Cryptologist!
20. What did the blockchain say to the trader? Show me the tokens!